We'll start off with the prettiest thing there, and sort of move on from there.
Look at that thing. I'm not even a big Maserati fanboy or anything, but that car right there? Fucking. Gorgeous.
Here's an old Cadillac concept car, the Cyclone. Look at the back and you'll think "Hey, that's a cool retro look, if they turned that out today they'd sell a bunch." Then you look at the front and realize there's not a chance in hell of it passing pedestrian crash standards.
Okay, you know the saying there's too much of a good thing?
Tell me that the guys designing that shouldn't have stopped about one six-pack earlier than they did.
And hey, Nissan? Fuck you. Seriously. That's a damned nice car that you've built, but how about letting people get in the fucking thing? Last year, they had it up on a pedestal. This year, it's down on the floor but it's roped off. Maybe next year they'll let you open a door. This is not some Zonda-esque hypercar that the proles can't be allowed to grease up with their sweaty fingerprints. I really like your car, and maybe if I could get it in and get a sense of the interior and gages, I'd fucking buy one.
Well, probably not. But you never know.